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Dinosaurs Are Real

by TJ Webb

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1.
Dinosaurs are real, man We know how big they were Dinosaurs are real, man We know how big they were Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man We know how small they were Dinosaurs are real, man We know how small they were Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think your oil came from? Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man
2.
North to South or left to right Horizontal's cool Only thing that gets to me When you angle's acute I've had enough of your stuff I've enough of your crimes I've had enough of that stuff I've had enough of your diagonal bullshit Up and down and round and round Back and forth's just fine Only thing I cannot stand Is your diagonal crime I've had enough of your stuff I've enough of your crimes I've had enough of that stuff I've had enough of your I've had enough of that stuff I've enough of your lies I've had enough of your stuff I've had enough of your diagonal bullshit
3.
Dinosaurs are real, man We know how small they were Dinosaurs are real, man We know how small they were Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs are real, man We know how big they were Dinosaurs are real, man We know how big they were Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think your oil came from? Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think your oil came from? Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think your oil came from? Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think your oil came from? Dinosaurs are real, man We know how big they were Dinosaurs are real, man We know how small they were Dinosaurs are real, man We know how big they were Dinosaurs are real, man We know how small they were
4.
The janitor at the high school of your freshman year The boxer that bit off that other boxer's ear The mail ma'am that brought to you all of your magazines Your second cousin's step brother's half twin sister, Maxine This song's about everyone Everyone but you I couldn't be bothered to write you a line so This one will have to do Here's a bridge The person who invented aluminum cans for pop That Christian guy from Creed that got busted with Kid Rock The girl with the chain saw that makes art out of the dead trees The guy with all the cats, oh wait, I guess that one is me This song's about everyone Everyone but you I couldn't be bothered to write you a line so This one will have to do This song's about everyone Everyone but you I couldn't be bothered to write you a line so This one will have to do Here's a bridge
5.
Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs We know how big they were, were We know how big they were We know how big they were, were We know how big they were We know how big they were, were We know how big they were We know how big they were, were We know how big they were Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs We know how small they were, were We know how small they were We know how small they were, were We know how small they were We know how small they were, were We know how small they were We know how small they were, were We know how small they were Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think your oil came from? Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think your oil came from? Where did you think the birds came from? Where did you think? Where did you think? Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs Dinosaurs are real, man Dinosaurs, dinosaurs
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Disgusted by my effortless attempt at emotion Maybe I should try being a man I never had my own opinions My own opinions, I never had I never had my own opinions My own opinions, I never had Disgusted by the way ugly voice sounds Maybe I should quit gargling sand I never had my own emotions My own emotions, I never had I never had my own emotions My own emotions, I never had I never had my own opinions My own opinions, I never had I never had my own emotions My own emotions, I never had

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EP for the second single, "Dinosaurs Are Real", from the forthcoming album "Worms" (April 2). Featuring two remixes of the title track, a remix of the first album single, "Everyone But You", a remix of "Roundabout" ("TJ Goes To Hell", October 2021), and a non-album b-side "Diagonal Bullshit"

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released March 25, 2022

everything - tj
art - megan dorrian

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TJ Webb Halifax, Nova Scotia

TJ's an award-nominated musician, producer and remixer of multiple genres. Having remixed for international artists, he is now focusing on music at home.

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