What Are Chickens If Not Mormon Turkeys?

by TJ Webb

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1.	I Don't Want To Be An American 03:27		buy track
2.	I Don't Want To Fall Down 02:43		buy track
3.	I Don't Want To Think 02:23		buy track
4.	I Want To Be Invisible 02:51		buy track
5.	I'm Not Sure 03:07		buy track
6.	I Want To Dig A Hole 01:19		buy track
7.	I Want To Bury A Bone 02:08		buy track
8.	I Want To Be A Dog (Gulliver's Song) 02:29		buy track
9.	I Don't Want To Blink 02:02		buy track
10.	I Don't Want To Do The Math 03:14		buy track
11.	I'm Not An Alien 02:44		buy track
12.	What's That Sound? 01:20		buy track
13.	I Want To Run And Run And Run And Run 02:51		buy track
14.	I Don't Want To Go Away 01:06		buy track
15.	What's That Song? 02:41	lyrics	buy track
What's that song that you used to sing to me when I was sad? I don't remember all the words, but the melody's in my head I can't remember all the things that you used to say to me I should have written them down, 'cause I could use them right Memory, memory stays Heavy, heavy days Memory oh, memory stays Heavy oh, heavy days What's that song that I used to play for you? You'd sit and smile I might remember some of the chords but you know it's been a while Do you remember all the things that I used to say to you? I still repeat them to myself. I still repeat them to myself Memory, memory stays Heavy, heavy days Memory oh, memory stays Heavy, heavy days Memory oh, memory stays Heavy, heavy days Memory oh, memory stays Heavy oh, heavy days
16.	What's That Smell? 01:37		buy track
17.	I Don't Want To Be Touched 02:37		buy track
18.	I'm Not That Tall 02:21		buy track
19.	What's That Strange Feeling? 04:09		buy track
20.	I Want To Sleep 02:29		buy track
21.	I'm Not Thinking Clearly 02:16		buy track

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i made this album in february 2021 for the rpm challenge. it's a bunch of songs, some silly, some creepy. it's not very good. it's like 21 songs that i wrote and recorded and everything in month, geez, cut me some slack.

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released March 1, 2021

i did everything.
the title's a joke. i misheard megan. we were talking about eatin' birds. i think she actually said mini, not mormon.

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TJ Webb Halifax, Nova Scotia

TJ's an award-nominated musician, producer and remixer of multiple genres. Having remixed for international artists, he is now focusing on music at home.

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