1. |
Don't Fit
00:35
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Pants don’t fit
Shirt don’t fit
Jacket don’t fit
Fat ass
Shoes don’t fit
Socks don’t fit
Slippers don’t fit
Flat feet
Hat don’t fit
Glasses don’t fit
Scarf don’t fit
Fat head
Nose don’t fit
Wig don’t fit
Paint don’t fit
Fast ass clown
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2. |
Everyone But You
01:46
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The janitor at the high school of your freshman year
The boxer that bit off that other boxer's ear
The mail ma'am that brought to you all of your magazines
Your second cousin's step brother's half twin sister, Maxine
This song's about everyone
Everyone but you
I couldn't be bothered to write you a line so
Here's a bridge
The person who invented aluminum cans for pop
That Christian guy from Creed that got busted with Kid Rock
The girl with the chain saw that makes art out of the dead trees
The guy with all the cats, oh wait, I guess that one is me
This song's about everyone
Everyone but you
I couldn't be bothered to write you a line so
This one will have to do
Here's a bridge
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3. |
Dinosaurs Are Real
01:04
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Dinosaurs are real, man
We know how big they were
Dinosaurs are real, man
We know how big they were
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
We know how small they were
Dinosaurs are real, man
We know how small they were
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Where did you think the birds came from?
Where did you think your oil came from?
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
Dinosaurs are real, man
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4. |
Down The Steps With You
01:37
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Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
Down the steps with you
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5. |
On Fire
01:41
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Pictures of you all in a pile
Pictures of you fakin’ smile
Pictures of me still in denial
Gathering up, take a while
All of your stuff, all of your things
All of the songs you used to sing
And all of the words you used to say
All of the nights, all of the days
On fire
On fire
On fire
On fire
All of your bones, all turned to ash
All of that stuff went up pretty fast
Memories scorched, treasures too
Top of the pile, pictures of you
One more time
On fire
On fire
On fire
On fire
On fire
On fire
On fire
On fire
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6. |
Bloodstain Blues
01:42
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I never thought we’d have to have this conversation
I thought you knew the rules and read the situation
Honestly it’s a little late to try and plead your case
Do you think you see empathy on my face?
You never know how much time that you have left
Who’d a thought one little knife would make such a mess
I got them bloodstain blues
No bleach won’t do
I got them bloodstain blues
I got them bloodstain blues
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7. |
Ballad Of A Worm
01:59
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You spend all of your days rollin’ ‘round in the dirt
You only ever get clean when the rain comes down
But I love ya, little guy
You’re buddy, little guy
If I could take you home I would
But I don’t wanna be your food
I guess it’s safe to say you have a pretty thin skin
At least with no bones you know that you’ll always fit in
‘Cause I love ya, little guy
You’re buddy, little guy
If I could take you home I would
But I don’t wanna be your food
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8. |
Noises
01:12
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Noises, noises I’m not runnin’ from the noises
Noises, noises, noises in my head
I can’t remember my own name
Noises, noises I’m not runnin’ from the noises
Noises, noises, noises in my head
I can’t remember your own name
Noises, noises I’m not runnin’ from the noises
Noises, noises, noises in my head
Noises, noises I’m not runnin’ from the noises
Noises, noises I’m not runnin’ from the noises
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9. |
Milk And Cookies
01:35
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I had this dream last night that I was in this department store
And I forgot my mask
I was standing behind a table and people started crowding me
I panicked and pushed the table and I ran away
She feeds me milk and cookies to keep me satisfied
She feeds me milk and cookies ‘cause I’m a special guy
When I pushed the table it hit this toy and scratched it up
Later the security guards caught me and asked me if I did it
And I was like “Yeah, I did it”
And they were like “OK, you have to pay for this toy and it costs $2800”
She feeds me milk and cookies to keep me satisfied
She feeds me milk and cookies ‘cause I’m a special guy
I do what I’m told
She feeds me milk and cookies to keep me satisfied
She feeds me milk and cookies and I do what I’m told
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10. |
Made Man
01:54
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I’ve got no time for fun and games
I got no time for learnin’ names
I got no time to sit and chat
I got no time for this and that
I’m a made man
I got no time to run around
But I could make time to run you down
Run
You’re a made man
Made man
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11. |
I'm Not Getting Old
02:53
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My hair’s not turnin’ grey
My back feels just fine
I know I’ve got a million days
I’ve got plenty of time
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not a burden on you
I can stand on my own
I don’t need a chair a crutch or a cane
I just wanna go home
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
No more sunsets
But I won’t forget
No more sunrise
No more tellin’ myself lies
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
I’m not gettin’ old
No
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TJ Webb Halifax, Nova Scotia
TJ's an award-nominated musician, producer and remixer of multiple genres. Having remixed for international artists, he is now focusing on music at home.
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